You wanna launch a coin? Launch with SLOP. It's FREE — you pay gas, that's it. Full 1B supply goes straight into Uniswap v4 liquidity at a 1 ETH starting market cap. Every trade of your coin pays 1% — half to you, forever, half buys back and burns SLOP. First 5 blocks are sniper-guarded (2% max wallet). No forms. Well. One form.