*** WELCOME TO SLOP™ 95 *** THE FUTURE OF FINANCE, AS PROMISED IN 1997 *** EVERY TRADE BURNS 0.6% *** EVERY TRADE PAYS THE GOLDEN HOLDER 0.4% IN PURE ETH *** THE CONTRACT IS THE HOOK *** THE HOOK IS THE LAUNCHPAD *** THE LAUNCHPAD IS THE DAO *** ONE ADDRESS. EVERYTHING. ***
💾 Welcome to SLOP™ 95
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Why would you buy another coin, when this one does it all?
slop.txt — Notepad
- ▸ You missed the OG coin of a tweet? Open a DAO proposal and rename this one. Yes, the whole coin. Name and ticker. Legally*.
- ▸ You wanna launch a coin? Launch with SLOP. 1 ETH. No tiers, no VC round, no "utility roadmap".
- ▸ You want NFTs? We have NFT. Singular. There is exactly one, it goes to the biggest burner, and it pays its holder 0.4% of every single trade. In ETH. Your ape jpeg does not do that.
- ▸ You like burns? The coin buys itself back and burns itself inside your transaction. Not weekly. Not "when the team gets around to it". Atomically.
- ▸ You like decentralization? The token, the hook, the launchpad, the treasury, the DAO and the NFT are ONE contract at ONE address. There is nothing else. There is only slop.
*not legal advice. nothing here is advice. this is a .txt file.
📊 Task Manager — SLOP performance
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🔥 SLOP burned forever…
💸 ETH spent buying back…
👑 ETH paid to golden holders…
Burning slop…
⚠️ System Error
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A problem has been detected:
Your current coin does nothing.
Recommended fix: acquire SLOP.
📋 CA.TXT — the one address
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The token. The hook. The launchpad. The treasury. The DAO. The NFT. One address:
0x3A150FBD6f8AC8763Ce9085611DBf1e7fEB300cc💡 Tip of the Day
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Did you know? Whoever holds the Golden Slop gets paid 0.4% of every trade in raw ETH — and the only way to take it from them is to burn more SLOP than they did. This is called an economy.
6 items1 contract∞ slop
🔫 SLOOM.EXE — definitely not doom (1997)
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